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Dihydrogen Monoxide Conspiracy
Current allegations suggest that the United States
Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) may be conspiring to
cover up the whole DHMO issue. Attempts by DHMO researchers
to elicit comment from the EPA regarding the possible
cover-up were either ignored or dodged,
leading researchers to infer the alleged cover-up.
Incredibly, the EPA then attempted to divert attention from
the real issue onto talk of the aesthetics and
layout of the EAC's DMRD web site!
EPA Refuses to Confirm or Deny Cover-up
In spite of a direct query for information,
the EPA refused to deny the existence of a cover-up.
The researcher, who reported to us under conditions
of anonymity, sent correspondence asking
if the EPA knows more about Dihydrogen
Monoxide than it is telling us.
Point Blank Questions Ignored
The researcher went on
to ask, point blank, "Are you asking me to participate
in some sort of cover-up?" And, "Do you deny that the
EPA is purposely keeping quiet on the issue of Dihydrogen
Monoxide?" For whatever reason, the EPA would not say,
offering no comment on the questions at all.
EPA Saber Rattling
However, in a strongly worded reply, the EPA did
seemingly go on the offensive with statements such as:
- "The Agency would like to ask you to remove [certain information].",
- "The point is, if your visitors are in any way led
to the impression that EPA is endorsing your site,
that is not good for either of us.",
- "I hope you see our point of view",
- "We take our mission of protecting the
environment seriously", and
- "We consider this a serious
matter and would appreciate your help."
Some may find these heavy handed statements shocking.
The wording of the EPA's correspondence with the
researcher are filled with these sorts
of anachronisms; one would expect such talk from a movie
gangster, but not from a taxpayer-funded agency of
the United States government.
Draw Your Own Conclusions
There is certainly no doubt that the Dihydrogen
Monoxide issue touched a nerve at the US EPA.
And while sources at the EPA admit to the benefits
of freely distributing information to the public
on DHMO, they stop short of admitting to a cover-up.
Perhaps there really is no cover-up. Or maybe the
EPA's silence confirms its existence. It is clear
that the EPA is putting no effort into educating
the public about the dangers of Dihydrogen Monoxide.
It is also clear that the truth may forever be obscured,
so for now the reader is left
to reach his or her own conclusions regarding
the possible conspiracy at the EPA to cover-up the DHMO issue.
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